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I ran out of gas while riding my scooter last night. I was on my way to a meeting. For a long time I thought the darn thing just kept stalling out, so I’d get off, kick start it again, and go. Finally, after doing this about 5 times, it wouldn’t start up again, so I checked, and noooo gaaaas. Now I remember switching over to my reserve tank a few days ago, but I forgot all about it.

I ran out of gas about midway between two gas stations…I’d say each station was a mile or more from me. I thought about calling Deb to bring me a container of our gas, but I decided that was ridiculous and that I needed to think self sufficiently; I didn’t want to walk the mile to the station, and then carry that gas a mile back. And then it occurred to me: Hey, I’m not stuck in some isolated, rural place—there are houses around here. And people. And lawns. And lawnmowers. And gas in red containers in garages.

So, I chose my favorite house and rang the doorbell. I never heard it ring. Actually, the little note on the door said “Ring the bell, then come in.” Odd note, I thought, so I didn’t go in. If no one had answered, I would have gone in, though (I did turn the doorknob to check. It opened). And the nicest, cutest guy answered. I liked him right away. We hit it off. Tony with the little black socks. He’s probably in his late 30s early 40s. I told Tony my scooter ran out of gas right in front of his house. He said, “Bummer.” I said, “Yes.” He hauled his red container to my scooter and gave me enough gas to get to the next station.

At first he wouldn’t accept any money, but I told him that if he didn’t take payment, then I wouldn’t feel free to knock on his door the next time I ran out of gas in front of his house. He took $2. I like it that he took $2.

One day, I might just knock on his door to say “hi.” He has a cool house. I wish I’d taken a picture of Tony in his black socks.

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Hauling stuff is not easy. It’s dirty and requires muscle and systems and straps and paying attention to a lot of detail, and I am worn out. Murphy’s worn out, too. However, we accomplished our goal of getting the scooter to Jimmi to get it fixed and then of getting it back home. Of course, the damned spark plug was fouled when I tried to ride the thing, so when Deb and I headed for dinner (at Mitchell’s Fish Market…yum!) in Newport on our scooters, I rode the old one…which I love the most and which fits me the best, anyway.

And what a perfect night for a nice scooter ride along the river and over the bridge and back.

Good thing I’m quick at a spark-plug change, because when I got home, I swapped spark plugs in the other scooter and it fired right up. Rides like a charm.

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Jump the Shark

Four hundred scooters and the bluest sky in the world today.

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Run-On Sentence

Because the rain will clear leaving brilliant skies and your scooter will be sparkling and you’ll have the day off and Deb will be at class and won’t be home until 9:30 and you can ride and ride and ride and ride your scooter even going downtown and up and down Mt. Adams and around the overlooks and along the river and you’ll think to yourself that you may never have seen a more beautiful afternoon and evening and you will not be even the least bit cold.

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It’s Just Water

Go with it. If your scooters are so dirty you can’t stand it, and if it’s raining, haul your scooters out in the rain and wash them anyway. The neighbors will get a big kick out of it.

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What We Do for Fun

Take my advice: Don’t even ask about the golf tournament.

As for me…well, this is what I’ll be doing again tonight. That’s me on my scooter. I’d forgotten how good I look on it. 

Liz on her scooter

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Yes, Reader, I rode my scooter in the rain. One thing I’ve learned is that if I cancel a ride because it looks like rain, then I miss an awful lot of great rides in the rain.

Below are pictures of our blinged-out scoots…mine is the white one, and Jim’s is the orange one.

Once we finished installing the badge bar and the badges, Jim slipped into his back room and emerged with that cool old red “Yeh Man” sign and drilled some holes in it and put that sweet sucker on his scooter. Now we’re in the thick of a badge war. He started it, but I do love a good game of one-upping. So, Reader, if in your travels you should come across an eye-catching thingy that might look spiffy on my scooter, please get it to me. I want it.

P.S. I wrote this entire post—including uploading the pictures—from my iPhone. Sweet.

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I’m supposed to ride one of my Vespas to Waynesville, Ohio this morning (it’s only about 30 miles from here) so my scooter friend, Jimmy, can help me pimp my ride. I think I told you a while back that I’d ordered some badge bars and some nifty badges (all from the UK) for both of our scooters. We ride some to-die-for scooters in the first place, but this bling stuff is so danged cool…you’re gonna freak out when you see it all sweetened up. No one around here has anything like this. We’ll be making some waves soon.

But it’s RAINING, and I don’t like to ride that darned scooter in the rain. Especially not on the roads I’ll have to ride to Waynesville. Shit. 

I usually love the ride to Jimmy’s shop (I love stopping at McDonald’s on the way there and eating a sausage-and-egg biscuit and drinking McDonald’s coffee and reading the paper). Jimmy owns Scooter Source; he re-builds and repairs vintage scooters. We abide by that I-like-you-because-you-like-me rule…we are big fans of one another. And we get somewhat giddy thinking of our blinged-out scooters. I was a bit worried about drilling a hole in the leg shield to attach the bar, but Jimmy said, “Liz, they’re just scooters.” I’d forgotten. They’re supposed to be hilariously fun. Look out. It may be worth my riding in the rain.

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Too Much Fun!

Don’t think for a minute that THAT wasn’t fun!

Yesterday was the BIG RIDE. Around 300 scooterists hooked up and rode 80 miles through city streets, suburbs, hillbilly, and farm country. I can’t explain why this is so much fun for me. Deb just shakes her head. It’s way over the top for her…way too goofy, way too equipment and uniform obsessed…she gets this excited about tournaments, though.

I’m just thrilled that I’ve discovered a whole slew of really really nice people who share this obsession with me. I’m crazy about them. Really. I mean, scooter riders are a different breed than Harley riders. Scooterists are quirky and odd and have smaller egos. I mean, it’s a SCOOTER…how much of an ego can that thing feed?

Better L8 Than Never @ Fernald, 2009

Better L8 Than Never @ Fernald, 2009

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Today I’m going into my old scooter. Sometime last summer, the speedometer cable busted, and I spent a good deal of time locating one of the correct parts. That’s the drawback with these old things…the parts get hard to find. The scooter’s 42-years old (I just a got a very cool historical license plate for it).

The replacement part arrived, and I’m a little nervous to see if it works or not. I’ve been through this a couple of times with this cable, but the little piece of it that someone says will fit doesn’t. The eternal optimist in me is in constant battle with the stronger pessimist in me. I hope and hope that the new part will fit, but in my heart I expect it won’t. So, today I’ll dig into the guts of the scooter with a little eagerness and a little trepidation.

Of course, the good news is that you can ride a scooter without a speedometer. It’s even a little freeing not to know how fast or how far you’re going. That’s one reason I refuse to put that little odometer on any of my bicycles. I don’t want to be ruled by the numbers.

1967 Vespa Super, Summer 2008

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