This “knife-skills lesson” is going to crack me up. I’m on the committee at our church responsible for fun stuff. You know, like the picnic, the greens workshop, the dinner groups…if it involves cookies or food or a large group, we probably organized it. I like the folks on my committee. This morning we’re meeting at church to prepare four different soups for 200 people for tomorrow. I’ve already cooked 5 lbs of beef and made a lot of broth…browning and boiling all of that beef really steamed up our windows.
Today, after some of us have an early and great breakfast together at the Echo, we’ll walk over to church and chop vegetables. Well, one of our number is a culinary-school graduate, and she’s sort of good at this stuff. And she’s decided to give us a “knife-skills lesson” as we prepare the vegetables. We’re to bring with us a chef’s knife and a paring knife and our cutting board. Well, let me tell you, I love knives. All kinds. I carry a pocket knife with me almost every day. Two. One in my pocket (a Case Red Bone Butterbean) and one in my backpack (a small Case Texas Toothpick). Ooops. That’s fodder for another post. Back to the kitchen knives. Yes, I have Wüstoff…German. Top notch. I love the feel of them in my hands. They have heft. They are forged of high-grade steel. I chop the hell out of stuff.
But Terri, our fine culinarian, desires that the vegetables be chopped uniformly. Oh my God, that’s when I knew I was going to have some fun with her today. Because I prefer my vegetables chopped non-uniformly. This is why I actually use a knife rather than a food processor. I like a rough cut. And when someone like me starts to mess with someone like Terri, who is always put together just so, you know, then all kinds of craziness ensues. I know this will really really bug her, too.
And I am prepared to tell her that I think paring knives are for sissies.